The Free Land of Long live Jesus is a massive, genial nation, ruled by God with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and smutty television. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.328 billion Israelites are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bethlehem. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Israeli economy, worth 112 trillion Bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,519 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

NationStates is now a popular brand of laxatives despite Max Barry's protests, there's a hole in the heart of every Israeli city, long queues are apparently signs of a well-run airport, and every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Long live Jesus's national animal is the Donkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Long live Jesus is ranked 23,437^th in the world and 14^th in Audinesca for Highest Food Quality, scoring 106.13 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.